*snicker*

First of all... Sara, are you sure you'd want me as a roommate? Look at this lovely site I found:
http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/cat_home_dorm.php
If I were ever to get mad... Although I suppose you have the link now, too. Oh well! These make me laugh, and are saved to my favorites.

I have decided that my mind has been polluted by my friends. It may have been polluted before, perhaps, but it is much more obvious now. I could blame Rent, too. But I prefer to blame Logan. More fun that way. Muahahaha.
This story is evidence of this. I was multi-tasking just a bit ago, talking to one of my plaza friends, and browsing through the forums. I happened to just glance at someone's username on the screen, and was completely convinced that I saw the word "dildo." I mentioned this to my friend, which we had a good laugh over. We then decided (well, I did) that it would be a fairly decent hobbit name. Bilbo.... Dildo. Fairly similar, right? He then came up with the name "Dildo Faggins." Incredibly innappropriate and offensive, but hilarious. I'm still laughing. It would be even more hilarious if someone registered under that name on the plaza and tried to post. You see, the plaza has this "family-friendly" policy... Hehehe... Oh, the possibilities...

This is what happens when you're tired and a bit silly. Lesson of the day- Do not misread things! It is bad, children. Very bad.

(Random note: Do not mishear, either. I just caught part of a phrase from CSI in the living room. "... the infamous felon Dain Hanson..." It was actually Darren Hanson. Hmm. Odd how that works. Must sleep.)