Fire!

I'm having a bonfire. You're all welcome to join me.

*throws following items into pile to be lit*
Into the Wild
Critical reading journal
Miscellaneous AP lang worksheets
Random Euro readings
Euro terms sheets
The entire pile of random music in the music library that is unexplainable
Carmina Burana
The Blues Roar (so the first clarinets can't attempt the high G)
Everything in AP stats folder
AP stats book
Useless spanish worksheets and assignments
Script
Gels for lights (I don't know if they burn, but I've seen them melt. If nothing else, I'll have a "bastard amber" flame.)
AP test forms and answer sheets
Financial aid folder
Assorted forms and "must be filled out" thingers

Feel free to contribute to my pile.
*goes to fetch matches, and possibly the blow torch from the theatre*